im laghing so hard at this
if ben was awake right now i would not be able to stop myself from telling him all of my secrets and how much i like him and want to kiss his gorgeous face forever
tomorrow i will tell ben that i’m in severe amounts of like with him and hopefully it will be perfect
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
“The most well-behaved poultry”THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
haha ok let me just put on my make-out playlist first.
“I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.”
– Tablo (via ohfairies)
Sex tip: before you put it in shout DUT DUT DUT DUT and begin penetration (inspired by Davids last post :))
Dutting prevents a dirty entrance
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
I take a lot of pride is the drawing of scene hair
I need these to get at least 1k notes
all i want is to see benjamin because he will hug me and i will feel whole
